This morning we had this lovely collection outside our door.
The CD says, "What up Creep Creeps? We aren't sad or lonely. That was our fall mix. After listening to your cd we decided your library needs an update. Enjoy." (This CD is a collection of party techno songs that kind of give me a headache.)
The pumpkin is... just a toy pumpkin.
The size small Christmas themed Abercrombie shirt reads, "3 Hos are better than 1" and has obviously been doused in cologne.
This was the only appropriate response:
Later in the day Matty responded with:
Peaking out behind that note are three packets of spiced cider.
In front of our door was our SECOND boat:
Thus far the Matty's have yet to figure out anything about us. We would be really impressed if they understood the significance of this particular boat (look close... think about it), but we doubt it.
We wrote back:
My friend Molly came to hang out and we went to get dinner. When we got back Molly stood in the street (she loves the snatchers) and I locked my car so it would beep. The Matty's are getting easy to predict-- they always rush to their porch to look down at us when they hear us return. Matty B came out into the shadows which caused Molly to scream, run inside, and collapse in laughter.
30 minutes later:
If you can't tell, the "free gift" is Season 1 Volume 1 of GLEE. This is impressive.
We quickly wrote back:
Sarah sent these really impressive snowflakes along with the note:
Matty B is loving lowering things down from their balcony. He brought the techno rave to us:
We have these bouncy balls that say "Jesus makes me smile." We attempted to throw them up and into their open porch door- we think one made it but one hit the second floor... we don't know those people so we aborted the mission. The rest of the balls were left in a row by their door.
They brought us some Christmas ornaments arranged like a tree:
We ran upstairs put them back in front of their door and left a note:
"No thanks. It's still September.
We can revisit this moment in three months.
Did you run out of boats?"
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