"Trying to make me think positive is like trying to make a goat not eat clothes."
"Miss Wright I have a question...Like I need advice...I don't know what to do. I have a cough drop. Just one cough drop. I won't be home till 4:30. So should I take it now or wait?"
"Well it's a fairy door. For fairies. You put it on the wall of your room or locker. You can have a fairy locker. And when you leave a fairy comes out and takes care of the room for you. My grandma has three fairy doors in her kitchen to take care of all her pots and pans."